Post by Hades on Jun 12, 2019 21:19:06 GMT
Full Name:
"Sorry, is this a trick question? I'm...I'm Hades. HADES. Lord of the underworld, flaming hair, startling and shimmering visage- what the hell are they teaching kids these days?"
Known Aliases:
"God of the dead, Lord of the Underworld, Rightful King of Olympus, Handsomest God 4000 years running- obviously."
Army:
"I help run the Rouges, baby, and we're coming to take it all."
Rank:
"I'm like....an Advisor, of sorts. No, okay right I'm exactly that- but down here, rank or no, my word is law so don't think anyone owns me. I'm King of the underworld, and all souls pass this way eventually."
Gender:
"Male. But I'd also note that at some point, these outdated methods of human specification will phase out....then I'll just be the glorious God I am....besides, take silly things like that out and the DMV would be a much-"
Yes, yes Hades, we get it.
"DON'T. INTERRUPT. ME. This is why humans bug me. Impatient, impertinent-"
Age:
"No, no we can keep going, I'm cool. I'm calm. My age can't be quantified- I'm immortal, doesn't really mean much to put a number stamp on it."
Personality:
"You want a run down of my personality? Who asks that?" He stood up, hands clasped in front of him, index fingers extended and pressed against his lips as he circled. "Alright, okay no I can do this. Lets see....I'm generous, and forgiving. Strong spirited. Obviously, I see the best in everyone-" He was also manipulative, egotistical, self centered, easily angered, image obsessed- "Excuse me just a short second, would you kindly SHUT. UP." He erupted into flames, then chilled out quickly with a laugh, flames slowly dissipating. "You been spending too much time with your head up in the clouds- listening to my family chatter."
He ran a hand through his hair.
"Everyone has their issues, God's more than most. At least with me, you know what to expect. When another lies, you'll never see it coming, will you?" He....had a point. And proceeded to light a cigar with his thumb and retook his seat.
Backstory:
He tried to overthrow Olympus on more than one occasion, and now runs a group intent on taking the planet out from under them. That sound about right?
".....What, just cause I'm a liiittle bit BITTER that my younger siblings get to rule the world above while I'm stuck in this PIT for eternity, I suddenly gotta be everyone's bad guy? Okay, maybe there were a few instances over the centuries where I've...let my frustrations get the better of me. That business with muscles was one everyone likes to point to- and yes, after getting eaten by my dad and then talked into helping take him out I thought I'd take my rightful place and when I was given this, I got a wee irritable."
He gave a sharp toothed smirk.
"But I've helped peeps too- why, just a short time ago, I healed a fellow for the low, low price of a few decades of soul ownership. I'm so giving, aren't I" He narrowed his eyes. "But you won't see that in the history books, will you?"
He cast his arms out to the sides.
"This is my Kingdom....for now....and here, I help run the Rogues. A group of charming individuals with goals not unlike my own. And I have....people I might care about, I'm not heartless, after all."
Like Jenn?
His flaming hair lowered to a dull simmer, his golden eyes glowing as they narrowed.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Mmhmm. Sure you don't.
Known Family:
"Papa Cronus, My.....mother, Rhea. Great, good BACKSTABBING Zeus and Poseidon, the arrogant- calm down, I'm fine- Hera and Demeter are my lovely sisters and I have a whole cow pie of other relatives- Dionysus, Hermes, Apollo, Artemis, Athena, and....the roid head. Herc. Are we uh....are we done here? I kinda have this tiny little thing called a KINGDOM to run. So. Kindly get the hell out."
He waved his hand- and whether we wanted to or not.....out we went.
pa$$word: the dragon is a distraction
pa$$word: the dragon is a distraction
NOTE: Link to Hades old bio
